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- What kind of cat should you take into the
dese1
- Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !2
- What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!3
- On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
4
- What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians
5
- Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge6
- When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
bett7
- Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
8
- What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
9
- What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
10
- What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfec11
- What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
12
- What did the cat do when he swallowed some
che13
- Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
a14
- Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
Th15
- Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because16
- When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
yo17
- Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
o18
- What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've19
- What's furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
20
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